Jarred Corona
Short Plays

To Shoot a Table Puppet
Two stagehands drop a table in the middle of a scene transition. They're then trapped behind said table.


The Door Play
A series of disturbing vignettes centered around a door and the sounds of whatever hides behind it.


Ring. Ring. Ring.
Miranda's daughter Eliza visits her on a day when her phone won't stop ringing.

Poo Cold, or the St. Agnes Miracle
A doctor and nurse are astounded when a woman claims to have cold poos.

A Pillow for Thorns
Seth discovers his friend Carter is secretly a masochistic gay porn actor. This sparks ugly feelings of jealousy and possessiveness inside him that lead to a volatile duo deepening each other's worst instincts.

Pee Hot, or the St. Agnes Fiasco
A doctor and nurse must determine if a man's hot pee qualifies as a superpower or not.

No Smoking, Please
Solo show. From supervillains to stand-up to possession, an actor attempts to weave the metaphors of his poisonous, joyful relationship with the stage and performing.


Menstruation Tepid, or the St. Agnes Mundanity
After a cis man goes to the doctor with a menstrual bleed, a doctor and nurse attempt to treat him.


Lincoln on Mars
The leader of a gay Republican organization is interviewed about the Trump Administration. Or perhaps he's being experimented on by aliens.

Kill the Christmas Father Daddy Man
Santa has gotten away with stealing Joshua's cookies for too many years now. This year, the jolly old man is getting a bat to the face. Things go awry when Santa reveals himself to be... Joshua's dad!

Johnny Mercer Was Here
A young songwriter hopes following the footsteps of Johnny Mercer will help him become the next Great. For his trouble, he and his friend get possessed by Johnny and Judy Garland.


The Impermanence of Youth
An Interrogator is determined to figure out a mother's secrets to vanishing during games of peek-a-boo


The Fall of Annabella D'Ball
A drag queen's de-dragging performance is interrupted when she is attacked by radical anti-LGBT activists.

Eternal Gluttony
A man wakes in a void after getting struck by a bus. He's confronted by an entity that shares the face of a man he was in love with. He wants to leave. The Glutton wants to devour him.


A Display of Millais' Ophelia in a Museum of Art and Eggs
A tour group at an art museum are encouraged to create poems based on a painting and then pelt it with eggs. If they don't... well, perhaps they'll die.

Cupid Loved a Devil
An angel is called to corrupt an innocent incubus by teaching him how to get down and dirty.


Consuming Cheese
A mouse and piece of cheese are in love. They have been for a long time. They have a habit of hurting each other and coming right back. The mouse is moving soon. The cheese doesn't want to be alone again. Such is life.


Cat's Tongue
Rehearsal for a sensual theatrical production goes off the rails as censorship rains down.

Box Your Burden
Anora is unpacking her things into her new home with her brother's help. When he discovers a box labeled Family Curse, a disturbing history of hatred and haunting comes to light.

The Bible in 60 Seconds
Velociraptors. Catboys. The Sims. Oh, and angels and sin and God, I guess. That's what you get when a group of actors speed through an absurdist version of the Bible.


Applaud for Blood
Four Americans are captured and berated for their "inhuman: lack of cruelty in an era of populist rage.

Apocrypha Amy, Episode 215
A podcast episode where a woman interviews a violent sedevacantist priest almost a year after the end of the world.

The Prince's Richard
A conservative news host reacts to and dissects an interview with the Prince of England about his Richard.