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Oct 10, 2025

On Lindsey Graham

A critique of Senator Graham.

Senator Graham holds a microphone and points angrily.

Oct 3, 2025

There Is No God on the Mountain

A personal essay questioning why I don't feel the same sense of awe at the splendor of nature as others do.

Corona wears a light blue suit against a foggy background.

Sep 26, 2025

Censorship 4: The Death of Language

Looking at algospeak and restrictions on specific words across different platforms.

People at a grave. One's face has been replaced by the TikTok logo. Two others wear jewelry that have the OnlyFans and YouTube logos.

Sep 19, 2025

Censorship 3: The Death of the Internet

Companies and politicians are attempting to sanitize the internet of adult content, whether that means NSFW, curse words, or serious topics. We must not allow them to succeed.

A globe icon with a red splatter against a background of red mist.

Sep 5, 2025

Man-Made Italian Focaccia, or On Identity

Why do I identify as Italian despite not having much connection to that identity?

Corona's face sits on a loaf of focaccia. Text reads, "am bread man."

Sep 5, 2025

Confessions of a Failing YouTuber

A personal essay exploring my own stubbornness.

A man with a YouTube icon for a head sits in a confessional booth. He says, "Forgive me, daddy, for I have been a bad boy."

Aug 29, 2025

Gaylor-ing Taylor Swift

Queering the lyrics of Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift vomits out a rainbow. Text reads, "Does Taylor Swift is gay? The rumor comes out."

Aug 22, 2025

Zach Cregger's Barbarian

Pondering what the film has to say about tackling the systemic problems facing our society.

Corona is seen through a door against a sea of red. The feminine monster from the film holds a sign that reads "NIMBY."

Aug 15, 2025

The Hole | Everything Everywhere All at Once

An exploration of Lacanian lack, absurdism, and nihilism through the lens of the excellent film Everything Everywhere All at Once.

A rock with googly eyes sits on a black screen next to the word "nihilism."

Aug 2, 2025

Censorship 2: The Death of Gaming

Steam and Itch were forced to embrace anti-art policies by the monetary industry and conservative interest groups, all of whom believe they are the ones who get to decide the limits of speech and expression. This is dangerous.

Anthro icons of Visa, MasterCard, PayPal, and Stripe hold a black gag against the Statue of Liberty.

Jul 4, 2025

Writer Reacts to abuse of Fair Use

Fair Use is complicated despite how many internet personalities claim it's simple and easy to understand.

A man wearing glasses holds his hands up.

Jun 27, 2025

Hitchcock's Pyscho - How dare you laugh?

Psycho is funny, and that's okay. Classics don't need the staunch defense everyone gives them.

Norman Bates's creepy smile from the film Psycho. White paint coats his face and makes him look vaguely like a clown.

Jun 20, 2025

Death Loops (Hades & Hadestown)

Why do we tell tragic stories that loop over and over again? What's the point in repetition?

A collage of images from the Broadway production of Hadestown and character art from the game Hades, specifically of Thanatos.

Jun 13, 2025

Pup Play

I'm not really into pup play, but I do find it fascinating. This explores what it is, what it isn't, and what it might be.

In a blue-scale image, a man wears a puphood. An arrow connects him to the words "am good boy?"

Jun 6, 2025

The Manga that Changed Me (Our Dreams at Dusk)

The way this manga discusses meaning, hope, empathy, and mortality always gets to me.

Corona looks into the distance in front of various panels from the manga, some surrealist and some melancholic.

May 30, 2025

The Faults of The American Conservative

An exploration into one of the advisory groups behind Project 2025.

Corona sips coffee next to a blob fish at a typewriter. The fish wears a MAGA hat.

May 23, 2025

Biden's Cancer, or the Whirlpools of Sadism

President Biden revealed a cancer diagnosis in 2025, and certain segments of the internet immediately launched into gleeful sadism and conspiracy mongering. This is bad for all of us.

Joe Biden holds a swirling teacup filled with the icons of various public figures such as Donald Trump.

May 16, 2025

Are video games art?

An exploration into the "thingness" of art as a category.

Corona is in front of a blue-gray background. On one side of a scale is the Mona Lisa and DuChamp's Fountain. On the other is Minesweeper and Tetris.

May 9, 2025

Binaural Beats, or the Problem with Dr. Andrew Huberman

Let's talk about wellness influencers, pseudoscience, and ascetics.

Dr. Huberman on his podcast set with a giant pair of headphones on, some beets on the table, and a narwhal floating in front of him.

May 2, 2025

Drag Race & Masculinity

There's a weird anti-masculinity in feminine presentation sexism in and around the show RuPaul's Drag Race. This essay explores that as well as the very nature of "drag."

Corona sports a bear and lipstick. Next to him are a masculine RuPaul and drag queens Milk and Alaska in "boy drag."

Apr 25, 2025

The Incredulity of Saint Thomas

Caravaggio's The Incredulity of Saint Thomas depicts the ecstasy of gay intimacy. Well, it does if you think about it some.

A painting by Caravaggio in which Saint Thomas pokes one of Jesus' wounds. Two other apostles stand behind Thomas. Jesus is labeled as a bottom while the disciples are labeled tops.

Apr 18, 2025

The Simple Philosophy of The Good Place

It turns out, "Live, laugh, love" is the height of wisdom, and The Good Place serves to remind us of that.

An old man and a blonde woman sit in front of flames. Corona is on the other side of the screen. Text reads, "The wine moms are right."

Apr 11, 2025

The Submissive Gay Icon: Saint Sebastian

Saint Sebastian has a long history as a queer icon.

On one side of the screen is an upside-down portrait of Saint Sebastian by Guido Reni, labeled "holy sub." On the other side is Corona in an orange sweater, labeled "Italian sub."

Apr 4, 2025

A Primer on (Male) Privilege

A exploration of and defense of the political privilege framing.

Corona holds his hands up against a black background. Emojis label him unhappily as cis, male, and white, while a celebratory emoji labels him gay.

Mar 28, 2025

Queering Naruto

A queer examination of the manga Naruto, exploring both gender and sexuality.

Naruto and Sasuke, two anime characters, accidentally kiss. Text reads "ha! gaaaay."

Mar 14, 2025

Ratchet & Clank & Iranian General Soleimani

Valorizing people is another form of dehumanizing them. It's better for a society to only make heroes out of fiction, in my opinion.

Corona holds his hands up against a red background. He's surrounded by photos of Ratchet & Clank from the video game series, Lin-Manuel Miranda as Alexander Hamilton, Ratchet's large wrench, Demi Lovato, and General Soleimani.

Feb 28, 2025

Drag Race & Cruelty

An examination of how the show RuPaul's Drag Race intersects with cruelty, primarily through the behaviors of some of its vocal "fans" online.

A negative of RuPaul posing like a wrestler.

Feb 21, 2025

Self-Flagellation | The Log Cabin Republicans

A deep dive into the history of the Log Cabin Republicans and how they seem to have abandoned their mission of fighting for LGBT rights.

Donald Trump holds up a pride flag that has been edited to include a flaming log cabin and a crack on it. Corona is in front of this image with his hands over his chest.

Feb 14, 2025

On Linda McMahon

McMahon may have a few decent ideas, but she should not be the Secretary of Education, in part because she does not understand what education even is.

Donald Trump and a wrestler in a ring with Linda McMahon's face where the wrestler's should be. Corona is on top of this image with his hands up.

Jan 31, 2025

Why is Saltburn so sexy?

Examining the eroticism of Saltburn, horror, vampires, and disgust.

A still from the film Saltburn where Barry Keoghan lies shirtless on top of a fresh grave.

Jan 24, 2025

Why is horror kinda hot?

Exploring the connections between the genres of horror and erotica.

Corona is bandaged on one side of the screen, while a black-and-white still from Nosferatu is on the other, featuring a vampire holding a woman. Text reads, "I'm scared but why do I kinda like that".

Dec 27, 2024

Populism Kills: The Murder of UHC CEO Brian Thompson

An examination of Thompson, Mangione, and the internet's explosion in vice-signaling sadism. Populism is bad for us.

Luigi Mangione's perp walk, surrounded by agents in tactical gear.

Dec 20, 2024

On Pam Bondi

Pam Bondi seems to be a coward with no real beliefs and a penchant for both abusing her office and lying.

Pam Bondi holds up a hand while wearing a blazer.

Dec 13, 2024

On Kristi Noem

Kristi Noem's history of corruption and bigotry should bar her from any position of power.

A picture of Kristi Noem in front of the 101 Dalmatians, all of whom have their eyes crossed out.

Dec 5, 2024

On Pete Hegseth

Pete Hegseth is a bigot who should not be in charge of anything, least of all the Department of Defense.

Pete Hegseth's face in front of some bottles of alcohol. Text labels him as racist, sexist, homophobic, pro-war crimes, and unfit for his position.

Nov 29, 2024

The Left Needs to Clean House

A critique of dirtbaggery, weaponized bigotry, and sadism that insists it must be moral and accepted because the people pushing it claim leftism as a defense for cruelty.

Various social media icons associated with nominally leftwing account fall into a trashbin with cartoon eyes.

Nov 14, 2024

The Boreworm: RFK Jr.

RFK Jr is a believer of pseudoscientific conspiracy theories and, in my opinion, should have never been near power or medical decision making.

RFK Jr's face morphs into Alex Jones' face.

Oct 18, 2024

Leftist Vote Shaming, or the Selfishness of Rights

Some online "left" figures decided that the civil rights and concerns of women and LGBT folks were selfish to care about in regards to 2024. I found this to be insulting and terrible strategy.

A limp-wristed man in front of a red background.

Oct 11, 2024

Sex Ed & Spring Awakening

Using the musical Spring Awakening to argue for the importance of comprehensive sex education instead of enforced ignorance.

A still from a production of Spring Awakening, featuring two actors kneeling on stage.

Sep 14, 2024

Who are the Loathsome Lunatics Behind Project 2025?

Looking at the groups and individuals behind the Mandate for Leadership while examining any potential connections to Donald Trump.

Theatrical curtains reveal the faces of various authors of the Mandate for Leadership, as well as a picture of Donald Trump.

Aug 23, 2024

Project 2025: Heritage's Dystopic Vision for America

A deep-dive into Project 2025's horrifying Mandate for Leadership.

A man shoots finger-guns

Aug 9, 2024

The System is Broken: Bones & Justice

Bones has some interesting, somewhat contradictory, somewhat conspiratorial things to say about the American justice system.

The main characters of the TV show Bones lean together and hold up a magnifying glass. Corona's face sits in the glass.

Aug 2, 2024

Embarrassing and Dangerous: The 2024 GOP National Platform

An examination of the terribly written national platform of the Republican Party.

A man's face is in front of an American flag that's on fire, surrounded by imagery of the Republican Party. There's a blackhole on his forehead.

Jul 26, 2024

The Tragic Relatability of Call Me By Your Name

This is not a romance film. It's a beautiful, painful romantic tragedy.

A man's face sits above the faces of Timothee Chalamet and Armie Hammer in a still from the movie.

Jul 19, 2024

Modern Art is Scary

A look into why abstract art and other forms that question meaning tend to derive strong reactions from people (it's about confronting the absurdity of the universe).

A man is blown out in red colors. He's haunted by an angry-faced Rothko painting.

Jul 12, 2024

Dreadening: How Unfinished Art Haunts Us

A look into why we're so obsessed with and fearful of endings, both when they arrive and when they never do.

A man's head pokes out of a black hole. Images from A Song of Ice and Fire, D. Gray Man, Hunter x Hunter, and Dragon Age swirl into the darkness.

Jun 21, 2024

Sympathy for Sinners (Criminal Minds)

An exploration of how the show Criminal Minds critiques the criminal justice system and continuously encourages empathy towards those society demonizes.

A man flinches as though he's been harmed. The photo is in black and white.

Jun 14, 2024

Resistance is Not an Excuse (Avatar the Last Airbender)

People desperately want harm received to justify any and all harm given, as though sadism is holy. This is not the case. The essay explores this through looking at Avatar the Last Airbender and the unending online discourse surrounding the show.

Characters from the animated TV series Avatar the Last Airbender presented as a communist propaganda poster. The characters Jet and Hama loom over the others.

May 6, 2024

Censorship: The Death of Art

Examining anti-erotica censorship across the internet and in the fearmongering of GOP operatives. Includes examinations of what lies within certain "icky" fantasies.

The word "censorship" is surrounded by the company icons for Amazon, Instagram, TikTok, OnlyFans, Facebook, Twitter, and Smashwords.

Apr 19, 2024

Boycott, Starbucks.

Misinformation and lies on social media fueled a boycott movement that primarily seemed to exist to give people an excuse to yell at other people while calling their cruelty activism.

A man looks exasperated at his microphone. He's in front of a blue to black gradient background, and he's surrounded by the logos for Starbucks, TikTok, and the Starbucks Union.

Apr 12, 2024

Queering Genshin Impact

Examining queer readings of China's gacha video game Genshin Impact. It also explores the CCP's homophobic censorship policies.

A man stares at the camera with his mouth open and fist gently raised. He's surrounded by the colorful characters from the video game Genshin Impact.

Apr 5, 2024

Hamilton, Neoliberalism, and Media Illiteracy

Many of the "leftwing" critiques of Hamilton seem to not understand the language of theatre.

A man sits in his bedroom. An image of Hillary Clinton points at Lin-Manuel Miranda. The poster for the musical Hamilton sits on top of everything at a low opacity.

Mar 1, 2024

Hell, or the Left's Problem with Religion

A critique of leftists who talk about making a better world while indulging in fantasies of sadistic torture in the afterlife. If sadism isn't justice on this earth (it isn't), then it can't be in the afterlife either.

A man stares at the camera while surrounded by flames. In one corner is a photo of Queen Elizabeth II.

Mar 1, 2023

Taylor Swift: A Case Study in Dehumanization

People of all sorts of political persuasions, and of all sorts of opinions on Swift herself, look at celebrity and see it as something that removes one's humanness. This examines and critiques this trend.

A man wearing glasses looks at the camera while holding up one hand. To one side of him is a photo of Taylor Swift. To the other is a marionette version of a Barbie doll.

Feb 23, 2024

The Menu (2022): Your Violence Is Not Special

I argue that if you want to read a class analysis into this film's metaphors, you have to reckon with how it rightfully condemns the violence and sadism resistance movements and LARPists can indulge in.

A man frowns while looking at the camera. He's surrounded by images of a guillotine, the PSL logo, the poster for the film The Menu, and a portrait of the Romanov family.

Feb 9, 2024

Queering Kaufman's I'm Thinking of Ending Things

Exploring a trans reading of my favorite film.

A man's torso in front of a pride flag. There's a ceiling light at the top of the photo, and to the side is a different man's head on a cow's body.

Jan 6, 2024

Noah Schnapp: Slurring the "Baddies"

Internet people are quick to use slurs against minorities who they consider one of the Bad Ones. This essays examines this weaponization of bigotry by looking at the homophobia leveraged against Noah Schnapp.

A man points at the camera. In the bottom corners are a flame and picture of the actor Noah Schnapp.

Nov 10, 2023

TikTok and Bigotry

A look at how "polite" bigotry and "woke" bigotry are sometimes applauded on social media.

A man looks incredulously at the camera while a woman plays a didgeridoo.

Sep 7, 2023

Revoice: The Non-Affirming Side B of it All

Side B is a form of non-affirming Christianity that pretends to not be homophobic, and yet it is.

A man grimaces in front of a black background.

Aug 18, 2023

Bourgeois Decadence: When "leftists" defend homophobia

Examining supposedly leftwing homophobia amongst so-called class reductionists, tankies, and so forth.

A white man makes a face of disbelief while a poorly drawn tank runs in front of a pride flag.

May 3, 2023

The GOP, Homophobia, and "Don't Say Gay"

A look into the pervasive homophobia and transphobia of the GOP circa 2023, from Florida's Don't Say Gay bill to the various state platforms and beyond.

A man in an orange hoodie in front of a mannequin wearing a blue pup hood. The bottom of the image includes low effort political memes clowning on Republican officials.

Mar 22, 2023

In Defense of "It Was All A Dream"

This trope receives undue hate because it forces us to confront the absurdity of the universe.

A man sits in front of a gray blanket while another, colorful one is draped around his shoulders. Scrawled blue lettering reads "dream or nothing."

Feb 2, 2023

The Sins of St. Thomas

A personal essay about religious homophobia.

A white man sits in front of a TV that isn't turned on. He wears a crown.
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