Contraction Addiction

Petyr! Must you always disappoint? This casual cruelty of your obsession with  contraction has persisted since childhood no matter how I urge you elsewise. On and on  and on you go, treating me as though I am some automated tyrant coded by a thousand  monkeys. Yet you will keep that wretched blanket on because of the word of your father.  You place more trust in a former child actor than me? I brought Dr. Oats so she might  help you, but if you are so apprehensive and stubborn, nothing we can do can possibly  change you back to what you once were.