Ew, Chekov

To Shoot a Table Puppet

Dramedy

Any

Adult

Character name:

60 seconds

Stagehand 2

Monologue Text

This is just a normal scene transition. Nothing to worry about. Everything’s fine. Hey! Hey ASM. Yo. Just a nod or shake here. Are we really doing a Chekov? Fuck. Really? Why? God. Okay. No, yeah, the gun. I get it. I get. Fuck. Well it’s in place now. There’s a corpse. Yeah. Yeah they died. I know. Being a stagehand is hardcore. Okay. Okay! I’ll finish the transition. Fuck, man. Fuck. Just fucking calm down. No you fucking calm down. Don’t fucking look at me like that. I’ll finish the fucking transition. No, they can’t see me, I am in stage blacks, and they are fucking troglodyte morons who like fucking Chekov. Exactly. Thank you. Thank you. Okay. Jesus.