Glad She's Dead

The Blattriam

Dramatic

Male

Adult

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45 seconds

Stefan Welf

Monologue Text

I didn't cry at the funeral. I looked in the casket and I thought, you know, she wouldn't... To have that shade of lipstick... Mom would have hated how they styled her. And I laughed. I gave them the reference pic to put her together, and I photosopped it to look like that. They just, well, they did it. They made what I gave them. She would have had a fit. It was funny.

Oh, I'm glad my mom died. I've never told anyone that. But I'm glad my mom died.