Slapping Clown

The Masochistic Clown

Dramedy

Any

Adult

Character name:

60 seconds

Clown

Monologue Text

The playwright has asked me to tell you that he has asked me to slap myself because that might entertain you. The director has told me this is called slapstick humor. Thank you.

(Slap.)

Thank you.

(Slap.)

Thank you.

(Slap.)

The playwright has complained that the rule of threes does not apply to slapping. The playwright has said if I continue slapping myself, you'll grow bored. The playwright has said I should electrocute myself. Lightning has struck. Lightning strikes with thunger.

(Slap.)

Thank you.